• Person: *reblogs my post*
  • Me: oh thank god they still follow me
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You must learn her.

You must know the reason why she is silent. You must trace her weakest spots. You must write to her. You must remind her that you are there. You must know how long it takes for her to give up. You must be there to hold her when she is about to.

You must love her because many have tried and failed. And she wants to know that she is worthy to be loved, that she is worthy to be kept.

And, this is how you keep her.

Junot Diaz - This is How you Lose Her (via stevenbong)

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salma:

yaoibutts:

shavingryansprivates:

introducing… SPOONS!

OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO PISS MYSELF

This kid needs a nobel prize

(via oprahftwinfree)

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vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

(via takeapillchill)

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prrb:

please turn on the audio for this

(via fierykage)

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benedictcumberbatchsgirlfriend:

*Mary’s ex gets invited to the wedding*
John: *not bothered*

*Janine walks out of Sherlocks bedroom wearing his shirt*
John: wtf the fuck

(via reichebach)

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